An Old Joke For You
A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer... and McDonald's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing, too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."
Ba-da-boom. *Crash*
posted by CynLynn at 8:59 PM
4 Comments:
Ha!! Funny..
I have one for you..
A woman goes into a lawyers office
I want to divorce my husband.
You have to have a reason to sue for divorce
Like what?
Like adultery, or cruelty or abandonment
HE TOOK UP THE ACCORDION!
Say no more!
ROTFLMAO!!!
That's a good one, Maggie.
Oh, and John posted his Ha-Ha before I awoke. But I imagine he is laughing so hard because: although he's half-Irish, he's also half-Czech. He LOVES the accordian and... polka music !! :-D
Ha! Well, now it's even funnier! :D
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